signature had to share...

[Matt G]

> Pardon my vulgarity, but on the subject of signatures...  one I get a real
> kick out of and yet never let fly, which I feel I can get away with at
> this time is:
>
> "God spoke to me yesterday and said in my next life I'm going to be a porn
> star.  Wanna fuck?"  -- (Contributor removed to protect the guilty, but
> his name starts with "Frank Wiles".) <GRIN>

that might be the lamest thing I've ever read.